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I got tagged by WBC-The-Zorgic

RULES:

1. You have to post ALL the Rules.

2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.

3. Answer 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer.

4. Choose 13 people.

5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.

6. You CAN'T say you don't do tags.

7. Tag-backs are ALLOWED.

8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY! NO COMMENTS! Unless you talk ABOUT the entry.

9. You have to finish within a week. If you don't finish in time, you have to do whatever the creator tells you. (lol no, though it would be nice to have some digital servants *rubs hands*)

10. Be creative with the title. No "i got tagged" stuff.


                My Questions to answer ~:

1.  What do you prefer people to call you online?
Joani

2.  What would you say is your most attractive trait?
My determination. I'm stubborn but not in a bad way

3.  What makes a physically attractive person to you?
There voice and mannerisms

4.  Do you like dragons?  and why?
Yes. The Eragon book series

5.  Why do you make art?
I'm in art class XD Beyond that I occasionally do poetry or stories as they come to me

6.  What flaw gets in the way of you living your life the most?
How neutral borderline submissive I am. The right topics can get me heated but beyond that I kinda stay to myself.

7.  How do you feel about sex?
*Shrugs* It's sex. Much like food it's better spicy and creativity can go a long way.

8.  What is one thing you've always wanted to tell someone and who to?
Don't really know. Suppose if Andr was still around I'd have a lot to tell her but as for people here I already talk to them pretty freely :)

9.  what is your favorite shade of purple?
The shiniest available XD

10. What sort of life would you live if you could live any life you wanted?
One where I didn't have to worry about money, my love would be accepting of me and I her, and where we have gardens.

11. What Hairy Potter house are you?
Ravenclaw

12.  How many fingers am I holding up?
None. You are a computer.

13.  name your weirdest fetish/desire that you aren't ashamed of (IE something you would actually do if given the opportunity, a desire you yourself approve of)
BDSM. I love the idea and anyone looking at my favorites section can see the varying degrees. I'm a switch so either way would be amazing.

                 Your questions to answer ~:

1. What's your favorite nickname given to yourself over the years ?

2. How kinky are you, on a scale of 1-10 ? :)

3. What's your favorite food ?

4. If only one what country would you choose to visit in your life time ?

5. Prefer to be cuddled or do the cuddling/big spoon or little spoon ?

6. Favorite hobby ?

7. Yay or nay for space exploration, your opinion on whether or not we should take to the stars or keep all focus on trying to conserve earth ?

8. Latex and leather ? Yes or no ? 

9. Do you enjoy reading ? 

10. If yes then what's your favorite recently read novel, if no favorite movie ?

11. Enjoy being called or calling dirty names ? 

12. Thank you for making it this far :)

        Tags :~
WBC-The-Zorgic

CaptiveLioness

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Confession

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Dear ZetaRESP,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in a bathtub outside of your office and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand the middle-east is planning its revenge on you. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Zachary

( This may have seemed silly at first but after a friend done it to me I it was to great not to pass along XD )

How To Do This:

Dear (choose a random person) ,                            
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
scare tactics -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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